Thursday, August 13, 2015

How to Win Friends and Influence People

45 Weeks

Turns out our township park has great stuff for little ones. We're looking forward to spending the next few years making new family friends and visiting kid-friendly stuff Ren can climb. Our first trip there, Ren tried to gain the attention of the only other child on the play ground: a cutie toddler with pink princess boots, a cape, and uneven pig-tails. Ren put on the ritz as he stood firm in a butt-clench stance, giggling and yelling to her from swings to see-saws. Every six seconds or so he'd open his throat and scream like he was being stabbed. With his new biting issue and these high-pitched, bone-rattling shrieks, he'll be sure to have kids lining up to hang out at birthday parties.

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